punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

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Anonymous: your life is perfect

seasighing:

LEMME TELL U SOMETHIN

no one is as funny as they are on twitter, no one’s life is as cool as it looks on instagram, no one’s as poetic as they appear on tumblr, and NO ONE absolutely NO ONE looks as good in person as they do in their selfies……………

the thing about the internet is that we have complete authority over what we share — and (by no accident) it’s usually the notsoshitty stuff

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